![]() But coming from a school that didn't really have strict deadlines on things, meaning you basically got points for turning it in be it exactly on or before the deadline, or 4 weeks later when you realize your grade needs to be raised up. In high school, being a procrastinator wasn't that big of a deal in my own opinion. I still have a lot of options, and I'm focusing mostly on getting my general education classes out of the way and experiencing as much as possible to narrow my search even further. After I realized my uncertainty would only make me more anxious for my future, I went to the Career Center where I narrowed my search by finding majors and jobs that not only fit who I am, but who I want to be. She picked almost all my classes for me because I simply no longer had any clue what I wanted to take. This year my advisor had to practically drag me through the process of selecting my courses. I even had which courses I would take when planned so that there was no confusion I would graduate on time. I knew exactly what I would be doing in the future and had a plan set up for study abroad. Last year at advising with my French advisor, I came fully prepared with my whole scheduled planned to a t. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"Īnyone looking at me or talking to me could see the marked difference in how secure I felt about the future. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!" 30. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"Ģ9. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."Ģ8. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."Ģ7. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!" 26. ![]() "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."Ģ5. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!" 24. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."Ģ3. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic." 22. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."Ģ1. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!" 20. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."ġ9. ![]() "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz." 18. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."ġ7. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school." "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!" 14. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"ġ3. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!" 12. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"ġ1. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!" 10. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!" ![]() ![]() "Naughty bee children really need to beehive." 8. I don't get what all the buzz is about." 6. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"ĥ. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé." 4. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."Ģ. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee -come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later. Whether they like jokes about their favorite animals, absurd humor or something even a little macabre, there will be something on this list that can tickle their funny bones.Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. These are the best jokes for kids in 2023 - and, with a list of more than 200, you'll probably be able to find one that'll meet them where they're at. No matter what stage they're in when it comes to their sense of humor, though, it's great if you can have a stockpile of gags ready to go for whenever the mood strikes. Then eventually, they'll want to start telling (or writing) their own, and you can see them work on their memorization, timing and delivery. As they get older, they get a greater appreciation for puns and plays on words, which is great if you're quick with a corny dad joke. When they're little, they might just be able to understand a simple one-liner or funny knock-knock joke. There's something amazing about watching a kid's sense of humor develop. ![]()
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